🖤 Customer Reviews

Real reviews from happy UK customers — from cheeky Christmas gifts to unique home décor.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Up Yours Christmas Monkey

“Absolutely hilarious — the perfect mix of rude and festive! Great quality and super-quick delivery.”
— Mark J., Birmingham

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Gaming Controller Clock

“My teen loves it! Looks ace on the desk and keeps perfect time — proper talking point.”
— Rebecca L., Cambridge

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Multi Colour Dog With Shades

“So vibrant and weighty — feels premium and instantly brightens the hallway.”
— Sarah D., York

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘The Body’ Garden Planter

“Cheeky and solid. Makes everyone laugh and it’s sturdy enough to stay put outdoors.”
— Tom E., Lincoln

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Bird Feet Standing Desk Clock

“Unique and classy; just a touch smaller than I pictured. Still looks brilliant on my shelf.”
— James R., Bristol

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ British Gorilla Ornament

“Great detail and a nice weight. Proper statement piece — my partner loves it.”
— Claire H., Newcastle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Lion Canvas Wall Art

“Bold colours and crisp print quality — transformed our living-room wall.”
— Rachel C., Leeds

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Christmas Hat Cow Decoration

“Festive and funny — exactly the quirky touch we wanted for the hallway.”
— Emma P., Oxfordshire

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Festive Dog in Headphones

“Instant favourite on our mantel — cute, well-made and very giftable.”
— Ben L., Sheffield

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Golden Christmas Bauble

“Lovely shine and finish. Adds a really luxe touch to the tree.”
— Charlotte W., Bristol

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Popcorn Home Sculpture Ornament

“Huge fun and very solid — a bit larger than expected, but that’s part of the drama!”
— Holly K., Manchester

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Letters to Santa Letterbox

“The kids adore it! Would love a tiny latch, otherwise perfect.”
— Oliver S., Bath

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Quirky Biplane Wall Clock

“Looks fantastic on our feature wall — fun design and easy to hang.”
— Anita M., Reading

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Motorbike Shaped Clock

“Bought for my dad — he’s a biker and absolutely chuffed with it.”
— Peter G., Coventry

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Up Yours Elf

“Secret Santa gold. Had the whole office in stitches — solid little figure.”
— Tasha B., Milton Keynes

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Skull with Shades – Graffiti Style

“Edgy but classy — the mirrored shades look brilliant under lamplight.”
— Sophie L., Cardiff

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Steampunk Skull Bookends

“Chunky and stable — hold a full row of hardbacks and look amazing.”
— Mike F., Hertford

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Steampunk Skull

“Great detail for the price — perfect little shelf accent for our hallway.”
— Lucy P., Cheltenham

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Gavin the Gorilla

“Absolute showstopper. Big, detailed and surprisingly easy to position.”
— Darren C., Leicester

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Multi Colour Gorilla Ornament

“Vibrant and joyful — instantly became the focal point of our lounge.”
— Fiona R., Edinburgh

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Simon the Sausage Dog

“Adorable and well-finished. Our kids greet him every morning!”
— Kelly A., Norwich

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Elephant Ornament

“Simple, elegant and great value — sits perfectly on our console table.”
— Laura M., Liverpool

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Butterfly Wall Mirror

“Beautiful shape and a nice size — adds light and interest to the landing.”
— Priya N., Watford

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blue Robot Clock

“Fun little clock for our son’s room — sturdy and easy to read.”
— Ahmed S., Slough

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Side Table / Plant Stand – Giant Fist

“Serious statement. Works as a plant stand and a side table — love it.”
— Nina V., Nottingham

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cast Iron Elf

“Weighty and charming — feels built to last. Looks fab by the fireplace.”
— George T., Harrogate

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Small Cast Iron Dog

“Lovely vintage feel and doubles as a doorstop. Proper quality piece.”
— Maggie S., Poole

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Monkey Head Planter

“Hilarious and practical — our fern ‘hair’ looks brilliant in it.”
— Dan W., Portsmouth

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Gorilla on Motorbike with Light

“Great fun and the light is surprisingly bright — ace gift for my brother.”
— Lewis H., Swansea

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Running Man Bookends

“Modern and sturdy — adds movement to the shelf display. Love the finish.”
— Zoe F., Guildford

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Doughnut Side Table

“Sweet design (literally). Solid, quirky and perfect next to our accent chair.”
— Jamie C., Hull